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It dawned on me, that although I never had the pleasure, Joe Arpaio, in the spirit of Barbie, proudly commissioned pink attire for desert tented inmates, right down to their undies. So funny for the “screws” to storytell about.

In that note, I’m out.

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Well, I don’t know about the order of all things, but I confirmed that sequence is probably pretty relevant.

I skipped over Chrissie, and the webinar, and the rising tides (I had already watched this one, and the one with Carl), for now, and finished readin’, and got to them blues.

I got on this ride before eleven, and the bars closed about forty five minutes ago.

By ride, I mean hurricane Haeder. This latest storm has been going on for days now. But, starting off finishing up, with them bluesmen/women sure can skew a perspective. Starting with Sam Cooke, and Son House, and finishing with Pretenders, can evoke certain emotions, at least if the listener has really been in the gang in chains. In my experience it’s a hell of an experiment in forced integration, and bussing. (It’s how we get around). Though anytime I was ever outside the walls, my hands were shackled to my waist, and chains linked my ankles. Impossible to swing a sledgehammer. I’m certain of it!

So I think about the cell door keys, ringing louder today, than yesterday, and engage in a little chain gang nostalgia, and proceed to the webinar. If I had to sum up Nicaragua in a sentence, like your other acquaintance, I would have to go with: “Raygun, and all of his other stain sidekicks are some no good motherfuckers.” “What do I mean, you ask?” “Fantastic!” But, watching that webinar had a calming effect. Gave me another perspective, still.

Made me think about/remember Guillermo. He was a new cellmate I got, at Stanley. Replaced an Army Ranger/Blackhawk Down Somolia era/convicted pedophile/literate/sick dude.

Guillermo is/was a Cuban boat people, from the way back machine. It wasn’t no carnival cruise baby. The stories he shared with me is shit I can’t even imagine or comprehend. He didn’t have a political bone in his body. He was just here trying to scratch out a living. In all of these decades he never became “legal”. So when he leaves/left Stanley, he’s going to ICE. Fortunately, he’s got a twenty something daughter (at least four years ago she was), who’s a cop, who should be able to help him out. Yeah, the chain gang can be “the great melting pot.” In Stanley, I was in the barrio. Hosea, and Fuentes, and Paco, and Guillermo, and Toothless. Good dudes. I learned a lot. I wonder how they all are? I wonder if the soldier boy is excited all over again, about Barbie doll things, and cute little pink outfits? That’s another side of the chain gang. It’s not all black and white, in so many ways.

And, then I think about China, and what you said about learning. And, I have, and I am. And, then I think about the parts that deal with rail workers strikes, and I think about how pathetic it is that so few people are aware of the history of the Chinese people in the history of this transcontinental railroad, and the exclusionary acts, and all kinds of other dirty deeds. How can a people who have no clue of their own history, have a hope of understanding and appreciating a civilization as old as China? I know I wasn’t taught nothin’, except for bullshit. Che? Who the fuck is that? Castro? The devil. Guillermo? Same with the other two, you gotta live with a man to know and appreciate, and respect him.

So I got around to finishin’ up, with Chrissie Hynde.

I listened, and I said, “what is this?” “This ain’t no blues!” So, I went and I watched the original music video, and had me some mixed emotions. Fucking idiots running around in suits and ties, and we’re singing about the chain gang??!!!! It’s a good thing I’ve got a good sense of humor. Irony and satire everywhere I look. Like last night. Big blues show at The Garage: Bikes and Brews. I didn’t attend. I have absolute confidence that there was more than a few Barbie look alikes, and zero Son House impersonators. Playin’ the blues for that bunch, you might as well be speaking Chinese. Besides, thoughts of goin’ there were drowned out by the tinnitus, and them clangin’ cell door keys. I don’t imagine too many of them folks know them blues that Sam Cooke, and Son House was singin’ about. I doz.

Never got me one of them black letters in the mail.

Purnt near. They cut me loose almost a month early, after I fought like hell fer it. Momma, she died a couple weeks later. That’s twelve years ago, today. A few hours from now.

But, the one them bluesmen be singin’ about, well, I fought like hell, a second time, and I got me a little more time than a couple of weeks with her. That’s the chain gang blues, boys and girls, who haven’t had the pleasure. Twenty first century american style chain gang blues, anyhow.

But, that’s just the prison industrial complex part of the equation.

Can’t forget about those trafficked, human beasts of burden, workin’ them mines, diggin’ up all them precious elements, worked to death.

You know the type. Folks like them, that build them big extravaganzas, for soccer, or olympics, or other sports stuff, and whatever other audacious display somebody dreams up. Like, maybe, Barbie,

or a nuclear arms race. Hell of an Olympic sport. I hope they make it a marathon, instead of the sprint they seem to be trying to run!!! Hopefully, Biden falls down again. Wait a minute. Who’s he gonna pass the baton to?

Lotsa problems in the world. Difficulter still, with them chain gang/cell key blues ringin’ reel loud in ya ears.

On top of that, I got a buddy, goin’ to get a serving of that american justice pie, today. Every piece I ever had was sour as hell. Gave me a hell of a gut ache. I hope to purge that delicacy from my diet, permanently.

I just purged R.J. Reynolds, (again, finally) and I was a member of the Pepsi generation, young. Brand loyalty at infancy?

You keep on being that whirling dervish, talkwalker, and I’ll try to keep up, if’n they let me. I’ll get another reprieve, or not, soon enough. In the meantime, I’m gonna have me some of them blues, with my momma, and that other girl that I waited so long to come home to, and nothin’ but a hound dog. Good luck, and Godspeed, today. Wish I was there.

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